everytime i tell myself i’m done talking to her, she literally text me in that same minute. how the fuck does this keep happening
I fucking hate how what this person has done to me has affected me so much. Literally every night I lose about an hour of sleep simply because I just think about things that we have done together and such, how much I miss her, and then how much I can’t stand her. This shit sucks because how can I care about a person so much yet hate her at the same time. Fuck.
why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
fucking accurate
guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
(Source: leijonnaire)
- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments.
the last leg is literally the best show - they’re all hilarious but don’t stand for any judgemental shit
(Source: paperbagperson)
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
god toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment
